at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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