So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Damn victory sex feels great
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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