I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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