is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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