Capitaan dildo arrescate!
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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