belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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