You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I just had sex on a roof
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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