Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
well you can't waste a boner
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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