Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Michael Bay diarrhea
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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