But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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