Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
handjob tips. give me some.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I need to calm my uterus...
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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