it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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