maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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