Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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