She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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