What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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