Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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