Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
