I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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