Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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