'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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