STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Sober January is a disaster.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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