Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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