Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
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