absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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