yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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