Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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