just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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