just come out here and I will go home with you...
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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