Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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