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(720): View more from Colorado

i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.

(864): View more from South Carolina

what

(720): View more from Colorado

nvm

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(407): View more from Florida

He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances

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(302): View more from Delaware

Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.

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(562): View more from California

Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.

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(563): View more from Iowa

dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes

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