No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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