Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I just found puke in my bra..
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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