We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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