Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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