Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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