If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Randomize
