I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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