I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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