haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
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