Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
It's official drugs can't kill me
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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