so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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