What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I would ride that face into the sunset
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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