the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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