i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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