When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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