She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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