The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Boobs are out for the taking
We had sex on a dog bed..
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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