This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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