i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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