Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Can I color on your dick again?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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