chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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