Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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