We won't sleep together?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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