He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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